Moron Weaponized Flatulence
Weapons of ass distraction
Loud public farting is one technique to get more space when people are standing closer than you might like. Other anti-social techniques include sneezing, faking a coughing fit and blowing snot rockets as you cross the street.
Weaponized flatulence doesn’t have to be so extreme, fluid filled or gross. Sometimes weaponized flatulence happens when we act disagreeable or say contrary or controversial things either turn people off from us or to test to see how much they are willing to take.
Many people weaponize their stink. This shameless behaviour regularly comes from a place of shame. Shame, fed to children often enough from a young enough age eventually becomes a gross part of who we are. Shame, when it becomes part of how we define ourselves goes from something I’ve done, to something I am, to I don’t matter, to I don’t exist.
Weaponized flatulence is a way of saying: I’m here offending you so you don’t reject me. You can’t, I’ve done it already.
Weaponized flatulence when done unaware…
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