Leprecorns and Unicauns

are more special than you

Unicorns are apparently hard to find.

This makes them special.

When people say they’re looking for a unicorn, it seems to mean that what they want doesn’t actually exist.

At the same time?

The world is filled with people who think they are unicorns.

They believe they are so special that they tape horns to their forehead and demand that we treat them like magical creatures with mystic powers.

Screw those guys.

They are not special.

I’ve created a new kind of special.

In my diabolical laboratory, I have crossbred a unicorn and a leprechaun.

It was a bit difficult to convince the leprechaun to do his side of things. A little whiskey might go a long way with a person.

What we’re talking about here is a mythical creature. The damn leprechaun drank every ounce of booze in the county, then went to work on the weed. He was so blotto when it came time to ‘mount’ the unicorn, he was downright belligerent even accusing me of attempting to get him to screw a horse.

You’ve had a lot of ass through the centur…