leaching enlightenment

bleed off the greed

New treatment options! Who doesn’t love new treatment options?

For the neurotic, new treatment options provide new diseases and diagnosis to be obsessed over and caught up in. Classic psychological transference!

For the practitioner transference also takes place. There is an increased thransference of cash to their bottom lines!

As a poor capitalist, mundane salesperson and mediocre inventor, I’ve decided to try to come up with a treatment option in search of an ailment.

This is bound to be a delightful hit, a big time money maker should I find an investor willing to go all the way with this thrilling innovation.

Ok. Enough of the pump up. Here it is:

psychedelic assisted mosquito based weight loss and ego annihilation sessions

I call it ‘the great northern lites’ program. Here’s how it works: I combine the ego dissolution and sense of oneness with the universe that comes from a psychedelic experience while you willingly allow yourself to be feasted on by a swarm of hungry mosquitos each l…