keep on truckin' (over their feelings)

a fools guide to generous disrespect

If ever,

while attempting to make a joke,

you happen to offend someone?

Never apologize.

Instead,

consider saying

YOU’RE WELCOME

If you found all you found was offense, rather than good will behind my joke, you were obviously looking for the former. Congratulations. You’ve found it. Yay.

Then turn your back on them.

It’s like the old showman said:

Give the people what they want

But always leave them wanting more.

Or?

Don’t give the people anything.

Make them pay up front - they’ll always be wanting more. They’re people.

I know some people.

It’s what they do.

In the end though?

You’re driving the truck bro.

Beep beep motherfuckers.