Dudes typically aren’t known as ‘cat lovers’. Society seems to attribute cattiness with women.
That’s not fair to us cat loving men. I’m reclaiming cattiness for dudes.
He shines for felines! That should be my byline.
This is if I were to work as an entertainment correspondent for a legacy newspaper like the Globe and Mail or the New York Times
If I worked there, I’d do reviews and critiques of cat videos. I know all the elements: Unlikely relationships. Violence. Jumping. Water. Lighting. Sound. Theme. Pain. Absurd. Cute. Number of asslickings. I could teach critical cat video theory right meow. Even without a Phd, they’d take me at Harvard.
Such is the remarkably foolish level of insight and expertise I have in such vital sectors.
If my life were a biopic, you could tell it in a series of cat videos.
(note to self, create a biopic for yourself by using cat videos and a voice over - my life’s story in cat videos)
Though if my life were a Marvel Movie?
That would be a whole nuther bag of c…
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