I hate the Tampa Bay Lightning

HATE

Truly I do.

This team?

This team that snuck Kootcheroff onto the roster after not playing an entire season?

I hate them. Cheaters.

This team from a southern place where hockey is about as natural as choking off a fart is unworthy of having a hockey dynasty. They don’t have ice. Jerks shouldn’t even have hockey. Jerks.

It is unfair that they are winning so much.

What’s worse, the terrible people in the league who don’t see hockey as a religion, but more of a business, they don’t want Canadian teams to win. They hate Canada. Canadian hockey players are fine just as long as they don’t win while playing for a Canadian team.

The fix is in I tell ya.

Tampa are still winning. As I write this they have come from behind to not only tie their series against the New York Rangers, but are now ahead by a game.

More than anything I want them to lose.

I want them to suffer.

I want them to feel bad.

I want revenge.

That’s right.

They beat ‘my Montreal Canadiens’ last year in four straight during the Stanley Cup f…