How to help someone who is stuck?
invite them to roll in lard
It’s not just for sandwiches anymore.
Though not clinically proven, it has been suggested that people roll in lard to prevent covid from catching hold of you.
The logic is such: Lard is slippery. If you’re covered in lard, you’ll be slippery. If you’re slippery, it will be much more difficult for COVID 19 to catch hold of you.
Because catching covid implies that the person with covid actually made efforts to reach out and grab the illness.
It seems more logical that the illness takes hold of you.
With that in mind, I suggest you do what you can to stay slippery.
This lubricious state has multiple benefits.
In addition to being less susceptible to covid when covered in lard, the lard lifestyle can be helpful in getting out of the ruts of life.
Sometimes getting unstuck requires effort.
And sometimes getting things greasy gets things moving.
So, here’s a way to get greasy and perhaps helps someone at the same time.
If you encounter a friend, family member or colleague who is struggling. Wh…
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