How to cook a kitten
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Guest writer: Ivy Rickard
you need large box,
duct tape,
string,
cat food.
Put cat food in box.
Attach string with duct tape to the open flap.
Wait for cat behind bush.
When cat enters box pull string to close box.
Serve with beans rice and corn.
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