How to cook a kitten
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Fresh kitten delivered in box.
Better than big toe from Bunny.
(the kitten abides)
Call Jeff.
Kittens for sale?
fresh, free shipping, in its prime
Upon arrival,
Preheat oven,
Open box
Press kitten to eliminate air.
Use foot of human.
Oh the agony of de feat.
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