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How to cook a kitten

The kitten abides

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Jim Dalling
Jun 14, 2021
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On occasion

Fresh kitten delivered in box.

Better than big toe from Bunny.

(the kitten abides)

Call Jeff.

Kittens for sale?

fresh, free shipping, in its prime

Upon arrival,

Preheat oven,

Open box

Press kitten to eliminate air.

Use foot of human.

Oh the agony of de feat.

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