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How to cook a kitten

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Jim Dalling
Jun 07, 2021
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Humans not let I get cat.

New plan, need:

Catnip.

Steam roller.

Spatula

Cast iron skillet.

Salt.

Hire road crew to fix road

(sneak out, dig hole while humans sleep)

Once road crew arrive feed catnip to kitten

Lure kitten in front of pavement roller.

(use catnip for this)

Once kitten flat, transfer from road to skillet with spatula.

Pan sear.

Add salt to taste.

(invest in patience. Proper conditions may take time)

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