How to cook a kitten

without heat

Find kitten

(look under bed)

Distract humans

(amazon shopping app)

get blender


crushed ice


roast ground crickets

frozen mango chunks

combine in blender with kitten


Filter fir bits.


*** very important ***

DO NOT get leash caught in blender before placing in kitten and turning on.

Experience teaches this can result in flat or ground down snout.

One Derful Thing

Sniff things.

Focus on information from your nose today.

How is it most effective?

What works best for picking up on the subtitles of smell? D

Do you prefer short dog like panting sniffs?

Are you a deep inhale person?

What happens when you change it up?

Follow your nose.