Find kitten
(look under bed)
Distract humans
(amazon shopping app)
get blender
add
crushed ice
bananas
roast ground crickets
frozen mango chunks
combine in blender with kitten
pure
Filter fir bits.
Enjoy
*** very important ***
DO NOT get leash caught in blender before placing in kitten and turning on.
Experience teaches this can result in flat or ground down snout.
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