How to cook a kitten

without heat

Find kitten

(look under bed)

Distract humans

(amazon shopping app)

get blender

add

crushed ice

bananas

roast ground crickets

frozen mango chunks

combine in blender with kitten

pure

Filter fir bits.

Enjoy

*** very important ***

DO NOT get leash caught in blender before placing in kitten and turning on.

Experience teaches this can result in flat or ground down snout.