1: Procure a kitten.

TOP TIP! Use kiji, facebook marketplace or any other online trading place.
Pretend to be real normal human. When you meet people you are getting kitten from try to ‘smile’.

WARNING: Attempts to reassure them of noble intentions that definitely do not involve eating said kitten routinely have opposite effect.

2: Get big, heavy pan. Pan has two purpose
a: good place to cook a kitten
b: excellent bludgeoning choice

3: Cook kitten on stove for quite a while.

4: Sautee until meat fall from bones.

Let stand fifteen minutes before carving.

Serve with fresh, shredded cabbage.

One Derful Thing

Daily suggested experiments to play with, dismiss, consider, ignore. Invitations to instigate random, absurd play. For those who like to play for the sake of playing

See how many times you can use the phrase ‘Just a flesh wound” in the run of a day. Bonus points for shouting: “Come back here and I’ll bite your leg off”. Tell me a story about this and I’ll send you a postcard.