Part 2: How to cook a kitten

Part 2

1: Procure a kitten.

TOP TIP! Use kiji, facebook marketplace or any other online trading place.
Pretend to be real normal human. When you meet people you are getting kitten from try to ‘smile’.

WARNING: Attempts to reassure them of noble intentions that definitely do not involve eating said kitten routinely have opposite effect.

2: Get big, heavy pan. Pan has two purpose
a: good place to cook a kitten
b: excellent bludgeoning choice

3: Cook kitten on stove for quite a while.

4: Sautee until meat fall from bones.

Let stand fifteen minutes before carving.

Serve with fresh, shredded cabbage.