How to Cook a Kitten

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Get following items:

• Sky diving book

• Flight suit

• Helmet

• Acme airplane

• Acme kitten food

• Acme extra strong kitten net

Put kitten food in dish to attract kitten.

Go to airfield.

Bring extra strong net, flight suit and helmet.

Jump from plane.

Put on flight suit.

Put on parachute.

Parachute?

Read skydiving book.

Mep!

Become intimately acquainted with both gravity and unyielding nature of bedrock.

Put Kitten in net. Serve with French fries and jelly.

Fail?

Unpossible.

If so? Order Chef’s Plate.