How to cook a kitten
Part the meow
Supplies: Kitten. Frying pan. Gas light. Net.
Capture kitten. Use net.
Place kitten in frying pan.
Turn on heat.
When kitten complain pain hot. Say. Pan not hot. Pan nice.
Kitten still complain? Use gas light more. Tell kitten pan cooling down soon.
WARNING: Do not taste own medicine. Gas light confuse.
Kitten?
Where you go meow?
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