Procure:
Kitten food
Dish
Human cannon ball cannon
Helmet
Lighter
Big pointy knife
Big pointy fork
Procedure:
Put food in dish.
Put dish at target site.
Get in cannon.
Wait for kitten
Light fuse
Fly at kitten with pointy fork
Fly at kitten with pointy knife.
Miss?
Where did the ground go?
Hold up sign that says: “Mother”
Whistling sound.
Splat.
Extract self from silhouette of where hit ground.
Serve with humble pie.
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