How to cook a kitten

Part the once again

Procure:

Kitten food

Dish

Human cannon ball cannon

Helmet

Lighter

Big pointy knife

Big pointy fork

Procedure:

Put food in dish.

Put dish at target site.

Get in cannon.

Wait for kitten

Light fuse

Fly at kitten with pointy fork

Fly at kitten with pointy knife.

Miss?

Where did the ground go?

Hold up sign that says: “Mother”

Whistling sound.

Splat.

Extract self from silhouette of where hit ground.

Serve with humble pie.