How to cook a kitten
Solstice Edition
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Ole-Ole
Ole-ole
Serve kitty in a pot pot pot
Me kitten on fire - Me kitten on fire - Feeling hot hot hot
Kitty people - All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Kitten meat sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam
So we go rum bum bum bum
Yeah we rum bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot - Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord
WATCH OUT KITTY!
See people rocking - Hear people chanting - Kitten in the pot pot pot
Keep up this spirit - Come on let's do it - Kitten in pot pot pot
It's in the air - Celebration time
Kitten so sweet - captivate your mind
We have this party song - This fundamental jam
So we go rum bum bum bum
Yeah we rum bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot - Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord
Ha-ha
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Kitten in the oven - hot hot hot
Kitten on the barby - hot hot hot
They come to the party know what they got
They come to the party know what they got
I'm hot - You're hot - He's hot - She's hot
I'm hot - You're hot - He's hot - She's hot
(Real hot) - (Real hot) - (Real hot) - (Real hot)H
A-ha-ha - Oh Lord
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
Trevor does not approve…
One Derful Thing
Make a conga line.
Lead it.
Somewhere.
If you are one of the lucky ones who no longer has to social distance? If you’re in a place where stages and masks aren’t around much anymore? Show up and start a conga line.
Do it on a Zoom meeting if you have to.
It’s the longest day of the year and what the world needs now is more conga lines.
Here are some songs to use to do it:
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Conga lines. During my first career job, I was the new member of a four person team who, among other things, prepared the Board of Directors' information for quarterly meetings of this Fortune 500 company. One time, we had just finalized and copied the materials, feeling proud because we were done around lunch time the day before the meeting, when the CFO casually drops by and says he wants a change for tomorrow's meeting that would affect multiple forecast documents. Needless to say he met us the next morning wearing the same clothes as the day before. During that night, I insisted on a conga line every time we got a set of documents ready and had to go to the copier. It kept us from falling asleep, reminded us we were in this together and was a celebration of our progress. I used that story to get my next job.