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How to cook a kitten

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Jim Dalling
Jun 21, 2021
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Ole-Ole

Ole-ole

Serve kitty in a pot pot pot

Me kitten on fire - Me kitten on fire - Feeling hot hot hot
Kitty people - All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Kitten meat sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum bum bum bum
Yeah we rum bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot - Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord

WATCH OUT KITTY!

See people rocking - Hear people chanting - Kitten in the pot pot pot
Keep up this spirit - Come on let's do it - Kitten in pot pot pot
It's in the air - Celebration time
Kitten so sweet - captivate your mind
We have this party song - This fundamental jam

So we go rum bum bum bum
Yeah we rum bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot - Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord

Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

Kitten in the oven - hot hot hot
Kitten on the barby - hot hot hot
They come to the party know what they got
They come to the party know what they got
I'm hot - You're hot - He's hot - She's hot
I'm hot - Y…

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