How to cook a kitten

Part the fourth

Kitten continues to grow.

Kitten found protection.

Humans protecting kitten?

Unsure of this.

Certain of onethink: Hungry.

How to cook kitten?

Find kitten.

Remove cat from kitten.

Remove head from kitten.

Hide head from humans.

(perhaps bury in back yard)

Serve raw and furry.


One Derful Thing

Hips Don’t Lie.

Today, if any one asks you if you’re certain, sure or any sort of question asking you to confirm something that you’ve already agreed to?

Say this:

Hips don’t like

And shake your bum like this: