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How to cook a kitten

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Jim Dalling
Mar 8, 2021
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Kitten continues to grow.

Kitten found protection.

Humans protecting kitten?

Unsure of this.

Certain of onethink: Hungry.

How to cook kitten?

Find kitten.

Remove cat from kitten.

Remove head from kitten.

Hide head from humans.

(perhaps bury in back yard)

Serve raw and furry.

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