How to cook a kitten
Part the fourth
Kitten continues to grow.
Kitten found protection.
Humans protecting kitten?
Unsure of this.
Certain of onethink: Hungry.
How to cook kitten?
Find kitten.
Remove cat from kitten.
Remove head from kitten.
Hide head from humans.
(perhaps bury in back yard)
Serve raw and furry.
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