How to cook a kitten
The Sizzling Summer edition.
Oven hot.
Stove hot.
Under bed?
Hot.
Shade?
Hot?
Next to toilet?
Hot and wet.
Fur?
Matted.
Need new option.
Not BBQ.
No thumbs.
First?
Get sidewalk.
Today?
Wait two hours.
Grease sidewalk.
Use butter.
Add kitten.
Let fry 4 minutes per side.
Serve with toast.
