How to cook a kitten

Clint Eastwood style

Start by putting this youtube on your youtube machine:


Feel classical more?

This then:


Acquire: Double-action, Smith & Wesson Model 29


Find: Kitten.

Tell kitten: Ask self question? You feel lucky?

Warning: Kitten mostly lucky.



Kitten lick gun.


No thumbs.


Still around.


Make mew plan

Serve with humility

One Derful Thing

We tell the same stories over and over again. Dirty Hairy was a neo-noir film. As such, you’ll find many of its story elements in Elizabethan Revenge Tragedy.

The most important element in an Elizabethan Revenge Tragedy? A central character who has a serious grievance against a formidable opponent.

This is essentially the plot of Dirty Hairy. In Dirty Hairy, Clint has to hunt down a psychopath. The only way to end the terror? In cold blood.

These are not gentle stories. And they persist.

Who for you right now is the “psychopath” you’re facing?

Ok. So if you’re not facing a psychopathic supervillain, who currently is the biggest pain in your ass?

Imagine meeting them with Clint Eastwood standing behind you holding onto his double action Smith and Wesson Model 29.

I’m not a gun person.

Not a film guy either.

More of a character person.

And the character Dirty Hairy?

He’s mean.

I would love to have that guy watching my back.

So. When you gotta talk to that dingus, pretend Dirty Hairy’s got your back.

And every now and then think to yourself:

Do you feel lucky, punk?