How to Cook a Kitten

Jul 05, 2021

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This bit?

Bit stale.

Need refresh.

Need:

1 zip lock bag

1 orange rind

1 kitten.

Place kitten and orange rind in zip lock bag.

Seal zip lock bag.

Shake all contents.

Wait one week.

Remove kitten.

Note: Moisture content has increased.

Enjoy kitten moist and refreshed.

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