Not safe.

Convinced.

Kitten?

Trap.

Trap of fate.

Trap of existence.

One cannot cook that which cannot be caught.

Serve with something vegan, flavoured with disappointment.

One Derful Thing

Challenge someone to a belching contest.

Find an excuse. Any excuse. It's gross. It's uncomfortable. It is likely not ok.

A belching contest?

Ew…

Who is the most unlikely person you could get to engage in this game? Try to engage them. Play with them and play with their resistance to join the game.

If you don't want to play, play with your own resistance to belching.