How to cook a kitten

pun edition

Today? Not kitten around.

Meow? We cook purr-fek meal from kitten.

Find kitten, less package better. Prevent kitten litter.

Be purr pared.

Feline pan with butter.

Preheat oven, wait for timer ring. It mewsic to ears

Corner kitten.

Have kitten question existence: Tabby? or not Tabby, that is the question.

Argue kitten into pan. Be purrsuasive.

Cut kitten in half. Put front half in pan. Send back half to taxidermist.

Have taxidermist make Cat ass trophy.

Send kitten puns here.

Reply meow.