How the revelation of a toe caused a fool to gag
I do not want to see that appendage.
I do not want to see that appendage. I do not want to hear that noise.
No dear reader, I did not begin my day confronting a massive measure of male members manipulated to a melody of moaning.
Nor did I pierce a placid peace with a proper prompt penis with a pounding beat.
No. Today, on the internet, a man was showing off his toe.
Let me rewind for a moment dear reader.
On the instagrasams I follow the account of a man who does adventure stuff.
He also has a speaker series for ultra athletes or people who do middle class extreme nutty adventure shit.
He’s a good guy.
And.
Today?
The motherfucker showed his toe. His big toe.
It stared with a shot of his Aussie boot wearin’ feet.
He kicks off a shoe.
And that’s the reveal - right then and there, we see it - we see his big fucking toe.
And toes?
Fuck toes.
Dudes toes are ugly.
Lady toes?
On lady feet?
They are cute and my wife’s are the cutest.
But when I’m watching this dude, I’m looking for people outside in the snow, I’m not looking to find a video of y…
