Go ahead, make my bidet
Cleanliness and change
Wiping with water?
Improving your life can be difficult, awkward, uncomfortable and likely, a bit embarrassing.
There are a few different tactics for cleaning a human asshole. When you were young, someone else did it. Frequently they used a wet wipe. Ideally they used a wet cloth.
For many in the world, it’s one hand for the food, the other for wiping the asshole.
When it comes to using technology for anal cleaning, there are essentially two types of people in the world: The bidet people and paper wipers.
I’m guessing that you, my dear reader, are one of the unfortunate ones.
I’m guessing that you, my dear reader, are a paper wiper.
I know a LOT of paper wipers.
Some of my best friends are paper wipers.
Hell, even most of my family are paper wipers.
I know what you’re going to say: A bidet is expensive or gross. You might protest that ‘we just don’t use things like that around here’.
Bidets are neither expensive nor gross. There are lots of bidet/toilet seat options on the m…