Lacrosse, Canada’s national sport -
Right, for those of you who didn’t know, Lacrosse is Canada’s national sport, not hockey.
Hockey leads to the the most difficult trophy in all sports to win - The Stanley Cup.
Hard cups are part of both hockey and lacrosse - that is the jock, the pill bottle, penis protector, testicle trap, junk trunk, soldiers bunkers - it doesn’t matter what you call it, cocknballs protection is considered essential equiptment.
Helmets, once optional, no longer are. Cups have never been optional in either sport.
But does anyone check?
A ‘are your wearing your jock today’ test would be interesting, likely involving projectiles or poles. Though, if a man is nuts enough to leave his nuts uncovered, he deserves everything he has coming.
In lacrosse, to wear or not to wear is a large question, one endowed with a stiff shaft of certainty and risk. If you keep your dick covered, all of the tender bits can heave a sigh of relief knowing that they are safe. The issue that aris…
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