For the Billionaire who has everything

Something to pick up for dad this father's day.

I’m obsessed with the ridiculous.

I’m in love with the absurd.

Growing up, there was a joke shop at the mall. They had all sorts of great stuff that I loved as a fourteen year old boy. Fake poo. Xray specs. Fake dog turds. Fundies. Penis Pasta. I could stay there for HOURS playing with the fuzzy handcuffs. But I always avoided the back of the store. That’s where they kept the silicone products that vibrated. Batteries not included.

I have been in love with joke gifts my entire life.

With that in mind, I’ve created the world’s most expensive joke gift.

Think of it as the gift for the billionaire who has everything and that you find so damn hard to buy for.

Multiple jets?

They’ve got them.

Golf balls?

Got ‘em

All of the information of what pretty much everyone is doing all over the earth all of the time?

Got ‘em

The rights to produce films of your sci-fi heroes like Terry Prachett?

Got’em

Jeremy Clarkson’s soul?

Got’em.

Twitter?

Not quite yet, but working on it.

What to buy theses billionaires?

Though I …