Did Jesus Fart?

Methane-Martyrdom and Enlightenment

Life is little more than a pile of farts.

So tell me, dear reader:

Are farts funny or not?

Oh I know you, dear reader. You have a story to share.

Fart, shart or full-on rectum wreckage, I welcome all stories of filth and flatulence in the comments!

Because there’s a common theme through our lives:

When we’re born we shit our pants.

Late in life we shit our pants.

And in between?

We get to find poop funny.

And those who don’t?

They’re full of shit.