Compassion for the constipated

Do not read this while eating. You've been warned.

Alo, good morning dear reader.

If you are currently eating, I suggest you either stop reading this post or stop eating.

If you’re reading this on your smartphone while sitting on the toilet, read on. That is the right place and now the right time for this. 

This post, though an attempt to have compassion with a component of my readership, will likely cost me subscribers. It will cost me subscribers because, today, I’m going to explore an uncomfortable truth. 

This is another poo poo post.

Yup, another post that explores your relationship with your asshole

We all have one.

We’ve all touched it at some point in our lives.

And, there are some in the world who would like to either deny that they the big round poop loop. There are some who would rather others do not know about their massive stinky farts.

There are some who can not let others know about the big brown skid marks they leave on toilets.

There are some who can only poo in certain places, never in a public toilet.

And there are some who de…