Bristol Board Projects

And a link to a video about process

So for the life of me I do not get Bristol board projects. Why, given the technology we have do I have to go out at lunchtime to buy a piece of semi stiff thin cardboard so that one of my children can create something to please their middle manager… er… teacher.

In high school, one of the questions I heard asked the most when we were learning something new was “When else in the rest of my life will I ever be asked to do this?”

This is the key question for Bristol Board projects. I was shocked to discover that there are whole entire schools dedicated to the study and composition of bristol board projects. I have come up with a few good uses of highly skilled bristol board professionals.

Protest sign maker.

With cheap acrylic paints, a sharpie and a sad drawing of sad looking people created by a sad three year old who really did not want to go to this fucking protest. Not when there are swings to be swung on and jungle gyms to explore. Protest sign maker is an excellent career choice for…