Some of the early reviews are in!
So, I’ve sent The Book of Wrong Answers around so people can write some helpful preprint blurbs as part of my marketing. Below are a few that have come back so far.
Vicious. Horrible. Disgusting. A crime against humanity. Highly recommend.
Every now and then there comes a book so bloody terrible that all traces of it should be rounded up and burnt. In this case, I would hire a dragon for the task.
This is a terrible, awful book for miserable people.
He was obviously interrupted in his development and his writing is anally explosive. The ink reeks like wet flatulence on paper.
This man James talks a great deal of shit. It is very French. I like it.
Beeep! Booop! Whirrrr!
This reads like it was written by a man with an incredibly small penis.
Defiantly not something I would add to my book club.
It is said that the artist has his feet in the mud while reaching for the sun. This is a good example of the mud. Filthy. Perverse. Grotesque.
If you placed this book inside a box and sealed it, you would not know if the pages had words or were kept blank. Keep it in the box for Christ’s sake.
What is this thing? Is it supposed to be some kind of joke? It’s not. It might be a jo. It might be an oke. But a joke? It’s not there yet. Maybe some day. This is an almost funny book. It’s like a baby joke that dreams of being funny when it grows up.
A stunning tome. I will make room for it in my library once they get the damn thing finished. Can we get a copy with really large print for my good friend Joe?
Filled with dangerous ideas, Dalling’s writing is discursive violence. This book is highly problematic and should be banned immediately.
Robyn D. Angello
There you have it. The early reviews are in and I’m feeling PUMPED!
At The Remarkable Fools Society’s launch party for The Registry of Certified Fools, I’ll be reading an excerpt from the book. It’s on April 1, at noon eastern, lasts 33 minutes and takes place on Zoom.
Click here for an invite.
It’s like the old saying goes:
Critics don’t create so never read your reviews.