Book blurbs!

Some of the early reviews are in!

So, I’ve sent The Book of Wrong Answers around so people can write some helpful preprint blurbs as part of my marketing. Below are a few that have come back so far.

Vicious. Horrible. Disgusting. A crime against humanity. Highly recommend.

Vladimir Putin

Every now and then there comes a book so bloody terrible that all traces of it should be rounded up and burnt. In this case, I would hire a dragon for the task.

J.K. Rowling

This is a terrible, awful book for miserable people.

Genghis Khan

He was obviously interrupted in his development and his writing is anally explosive. The ink reeks like wet flatulence on paper.

Sigmund Freud

This man James talks a great deal of shit. It is very French. I like it.

Rene Descartes

Beeep! Booop! Whirrrr!

R2D2

This reads like it was written by a man with an incredibly small penis.

Ron Jeremy

Defiantly not something I would add to my book club.

Oprah Winfrey

It is said that the artist has his feet in the mud while reaching for the sun. This is a good example o…