blushers, rushers and flushers

three types of farts - part 3

Toronto’s Eaton Centre is North America’s Busiest Shopping Mall. The waves of humanity leave trails of filth lingering in their wake. With over two million square feet of floor space, there’s likely an incredible quantity of human fecal matter floating in the air in fart form at every time.

As home to both books and record shops, The Eaton Centre can make a fool like myself need to poo just thinking about it. This is likely why the washrooms there are just so… just so… UNSPEAKABLE.

With over a million visitors a day, if they walls could talk, they’d have some tales to tell. If the toilets could talk? You’d cover your ears and run away screaming. Few places on the planet are quite as unpleasant as the washrooms at Toronto’s Eaton Centre. The toilets at the Queen Street entrance are particularly problematic.

No. This has nothing to do with gender or the culture wars. Though I am certain that someone involved with the culture war would have a great time talking about my problematic posts.¹

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