be dangerous take risks

go do shit that will make those with bad boundaries uncomfortable

That Skippy’s a smart one.

I wonder if someone’s done this before.

I had to look

I looked and I found the Neptune sixteen person pedal party pub boat.

The bastards have a whole business model around their bikes.

What’s more, slick Ricky told me that someone has these bikes on the South Shore and is offering tours on them already.

It’s at times like this I feel like Trey Stone Matt Parker wrote The Simpsons Did It… episode. Each time the kids attempted something or tried a gag, Stan would loudly say The Simpsons did it, referring to the fact that the animated behemoth had basically crossed every line and tried every gag even before South Park was established.

The problem though?

This boat isn’t a ‘whirligig’. It’s manufactured, not created like some giant animated scrap heap.

There are no mis matched parts and poor welding jobs. Everything is clean and coordinated. There are no odd things to cut yourself on. Everything is safe.

It’s fucking gross - everything as safe boring and uniform as an in…