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Attacked by the furnature!

A horse story from the perspective of the horse.

Jim Dalling
May 7, 2022
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I Joe

I have place of me.

One place of me on cold, on wet, I covered. I warm. I nice. Nice noise. I pull ropes. I bite friends.

LOVE BITE!

I bite. Next. They loud.

They loud?

I EXCITE YES PLEASE I JOIN!

Other place of me. Roof very high. Changes much time.

Air full. Stories. Songs. Grass songs. Smoke songs. Water songs. Tree songs. So many songs.

Place of me soft ground.

Place of me. Place of sticks. Place of rope. Place of shiny bee.

(shiny bee no move. shiny bee buzz. shiny bee bite. No bite shiny bee)

Place of me sticks tall. Sticks stand trees. Rope stretch between. Shiny bee between.

FAVORITE TIME

FOOD TIME

EXCITE!

FOOD PERSON FOOD PERSON FOOD PERSON

Food person protect. Olde Huck take food.

Darby in place of me. Place of me. Place of Darby. Same place.

Now? Olde Huck no place. Lose place. New ones in place. Olde Huck place.

Now? Place of me. Place of Darby. Place of Olde Huck. Same place.

Now?

Food on ground. Out side. Place of me.

I tied to post. Out side. Place of me.

FOOD TIME!

I eat.

Push food.

Push dish.

LOUD NOISE!

OH NO OH NO NO NO NO

SKY IS FALLING!

I jump. I go!

I run.

I pull.

Cracking sound

Stick breaks.

What this?

Why this?

Stick hits legs

OWWWW!

MUST GET AWAY

RUN RUN RUN!

STICK CHASE ME!

STICK STILL HURTING ME!

WHY THIS?

WHY WHY WHY!

I jump. Stick hits. I buck. Stick hits. It chase me!

Food lady!

Food lady?

FOOD LADY!

Food lady come.

Food lady calm.

Food lady unhook line from halter.

That was on me?

Did not know.

Food lady unhook line from stick.

Stick was on me?

Did not know.

This day very bad.

Food lady kind.

Next?

Hand on face.

She snort gentle.

I snort and sigh.

Whole horse gentle.

Horse brain to horse nerves. Food lady here. Food lady calm. We safe. One upon each. Horse hairs stand down. Whole horse relax.

(they see this from space - we horse have friends in space)

More noise.

More two leggers.

Put stick back in place of me.

Ropes back in place of me.

Finally, the buzzing be.

And me. In place of me.

[from jim, not the horse - It’s like the old saying goes: You do it to yourself and that’s what really hurts. You do it to yourself, just you and no one else]

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Heather Anne
May 7, 2022

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Life seems to be about choosing which stick you want to hit yourself with and then trying to figure out how to put it down before the darkness comes that doesn't go away.

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