A fool’s guide to colon health

And the impacts of edible taproots on your morning routine

Good morning, dear reader!

This is a quick reminder that if you’ve woken up and gone to the bathroom and see signs that make you think that you’re dying?

You know what I mean. You peer into the bowl and it looks like it was Bowling for Columbine - only in your bathroom.

Ask yourself:

Did we eat beets last night?

Essentially, before doing anything, get to the root of the problem first.

Remember you fools,

Sometimes a warning sign doesn’t indicate an emergency.

Instead?

It could point in the direction of borscht.

Stay healthy you fools!